Unfiltered Story #47956

Unfiltered | December 6, 2016

(We have cats, so we keep a water bottle handy. My brother, despite being a grown man, sometimes plays with things like he’s a small child. After he has been screamed at by our mother after squirting her twice after dinner, I took the water bottle away from him.)

Mom: That’s not funny! You owe me an apology.

Brother: I didn’t mean to, not that hard at least.

(Despite being a grownup myself, I’m not much better about not acting like a small child, and I cannot resist the temptation to squirt my mom.)

Mom: What the… Apologize! Now!

Me: …You want me to lie?

Mom: Yes!

(It takes her a minute to realize why we’re all cracking up.)

Mom: No! I want you to be sorry you squirted your mother with water!