Unfiltered Story #47938

(My brother and father have been arguing in the car and my father had gotten very angry. A silence has filled the car and while my father is still clearly angry about the argument, my brother seems to either not notice or not care. While normally my father would just ignore anything other than an apology in this situation, surprisingly this isn’t what happens when my brother speaks up again.)

Brother: “Hey dad, what’s the biggest dog you know of?”

Dad: *with as much anger in his voice as he can muster* “A Saint FRIKKEN Bernard!”