Unfiltered Story #47929

Unfiltered | October 9, 2016

(My family and I are on holiday in Italy, and we are at a restaurant eating dinner after an hour in the hotel room. My brother and I are in a twin room together while my parents are in a double room.)

Dad: So, what did you two do in our hour’s break?

Brother: Just played my [popular game console of the mid-2000’s].

Me: I was on my [up-to-date version of said console]. And you?

Mum: We just lay on the bed and watched the news.

Me: Oh, I thought you were being productive.

(My family starts laughing incredibly loudly. It takes me a moment to understand why.)

Me: No! I said productive, not reproductive! I like being the youngest!