Unfiltered Story #47922
(My older brother often teases me for acting “gay”. He is also a pickup artist, something my family disagree with and are currently talking about.)
Brother: Pickup artistry is the only way to get attractive women, though.
Me: Maybe for short relationships, but for longer relationships you won’t get an emotional bond that way.
Father: You should get to know the person first. Attraction to them can develop in time if you start off platonically.
Me: Women you meet at random won’t be as deep.
*pause*
Me: Metaphorically, not literally.
*laughs*
-A few hours later-
Mother, to me: You shouldn’t slouch, it will give you a bad back.
Father: You’ll become a bent old man.
*pause*
Father: Literally, not metaphorically.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?