Unfiltered Story #47911

(My sister and I just came home from a trip to the nearby lake, where we feed oatmeal to the wild ducks. My sister had taken a handful of oats to feed ducks in a different area prior to taking a swim. Later, at home…)

Sister: I’ve got oats all over me.

Me: Why?

Sister: The duckies weren’t there and I wasn’t sure what to do with the oatmeal, so I stuck it in my bosom and it got wet.