Unfiltered Story #47907

USA | Unfiltered | September 17, 2016

(My sister and I are researching a TV show and find out that there is a character in the extended media who is a cannibal. Having a weird sense of humor, this gives my sister an idea.)

Sister: Let’s eat other people.

Me: No thank you.

Sister: Why not?

Me: Because cannibalism is illegal.

Sister: Are you really going to let something like the law get in the way?

Me: Yep.

Sister: There’s nothing in the Bible that says you can’t eat another human being!

Me: Actually I’m pretty sure there’s something about that somewhere…

Sister: What, is it one of the Ten Commandments or something?

Me: What, you never heard of the Eleventh Commandment? “Thou shall not eat thy neighbor.”

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