Unfiltered Story #47883
(I had this conversation by phone with my sister on her 20th birthday. Note: She had two accidental pregnancies when she was 18.)
Me: “Stop aging, it’s creepy!”
Sibling: “I’m sorry, I don’t know of any way to stop the aging process… Or I suppose you could kill me..”
Me: “Hah, if I can’t find an alternative I may just have to.”
(A little later.)
Sibling: “I’m twenty, time to start marrying and having babies.”
Me: “If you start breeding before me, I WILL kill you.”
Sibling: “Well I probably will. I’m quite accident prone…”
(It’s nice that she can joke about it all now!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?