Unfiltered Story #47874

Unfiltered | August 6, 2016

*I’m babysitting my three cousins, one of which is an adorable 7-year-old boy who loves to play house, watches family shows with his two older sisters, and “married” the girl across the street.

*While playing MarioKart, something occurs to him.

Cousin: Hey, [my name]?

Me: Yea?

Cousin: How old are you?

Me: 16! Why?

Cousin: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: *laughing* Nope.

Cousin: Shouldn’t you have one by now?

Me: … gee, thanks.

*4 years later, I’ve still never dated anyone. Apparently, he has.