Unfiltered Story #47873

Unfiltered | August 5, 2016

My brother is eighteen. He, his girlfriend and my dad are at my house for Easter breakfast. We have a conversation about my fiance’s niece.

Brother: “Is your niece hot?”

Fiance: “You would probably think so, yes.”

Brother: “How old is she?”

Fiance: “Fourteen.”

Brother: “So, is she turning 15 or 16 this year?”

Everyone else: dies laughing. He had intended to ask whether she had already had her birthday this year (turned 14) or if she was going to turn 15!