Unfiltered Story #47869

Northamptonshire, UK | Unfiltered | August 1, 2016

(This takes place after a school sports day, I’m 6 years old. The school was a very small, very proper, church school)

Me: and then I won the c*nt race!

Dad: the what race?!

(after a few moments he managed to work out that I meant to say quoite race and children hadn’t been balancing female genitals on their heads.)

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