Unfiltered Story #47855

Unfiltered | July 18, 2016

(My 3 year old son, husband and I were eating at a popular pizza place. My son has gotten pizza all over his face, and his father is trying to wipe his mouth off)

FATHER: Sit still son! Let me clean your face.

SON: NO! (jumps around)

FATHER: You don’t want to look like a hobo do you?

SON: (screamed at loudest volume) I AM NOT A HOMO!

(The whole restaurant laughed.)