Unfiltered Story #47843

Unfiltered | July 5, 2016

Mom: [My name], show me ‘arms akimbo.’

Me: (stand up and put my hands on my hips)

Mom: Are you sure it’s not this (crosses her arms across her chest)?

Me: No, ‘akimbo’ is hands on the hips, elbows out.

Mom: Well, ANTS can’t put their hands on their hips!

Me: I’m pretty sure that if ants can’t put their hands on their hips, they can’t cross their arms over their chests, either.

Mom: Oh, I guess not. (Walks away)

Me: (to no one in particular) What were we just talking about?!?