Unfiltered Story #47841
Unfiltered
| July 3, 2016
(My mom, dad, and I are watching ‘The Walking Dead’, and the teen girl is basically smothering the baby. My dad and I had been remarking on the wisdom of carrying the squalling child around a zombie-infested forest)
Me: Finally! That’s the best thing they could do… But I probably would have broken it’s neck.
Mom: [My Name]! Why would you say something like that?!
Me: The kid was gonna get them all killed!
Mom: Maybe the neighbors shouldn’t let you babysit…
(The baby lived…)
