Unfiltered Story #47841

USA | Unfiltered | July 3, 2016

(My mom, dad, and I are watching ‘The Walking Dead’, and the teen girl is basically smothering the baby. My dad and I had been remarking on the wisdom of carrying the squalling child around a zombie-infested forest)

Me: Finally! That’s the best thing they could do… But I probably would have broken it’s neck.

Mom: [My Name]! Why would you say something like that?!

Me: The kid was gonna get them all killed!

Mom: Maybe the neighbors shouldn’t let you babysit…

(The baby lived…)

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