Unfiltered Story #47840

Germany | Unfiltered | July 2, 2016

(My sister likes to answer questions with “Toast!” randomly. She’s also a little dirty-minded.)

Me: “Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?”

Her: “Toast.”

Me: “Oh, come on, are you always thinking of toast?”

Her: “Nope, I’m always thinking of having sex.”

(Silence for a few seconds…)

Her: “But I’m also thinking of toast. Maybe I’m thinking of having sex while eating toast?”

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