Unfiltered Story #47837

We are all sitting at the kitchen island before dinner. This year is the year Mom turns 60.)

Sister: Mom, what do you want to do for your 60th?

Brother: Go to the home.

Mom: What?!

(Later, we realize it is also my parents’ 20th anniversary.)

Me: Oh s***, we have to do her 60th and their 20th this year don’t we?

Sister: Yeah.

Brother: This would be easier if she were in the home.

Sister: I was just about to text (other sister) that!