Unfiltered Story #47818

(My dad and I are watching Monday Night Raw when The Miz comes on.)

Dad: You know, The Miz reminds me of that guy… you know, the one from the comics.

Me: … You’ll have to narrow it down.

Dad: You know, the one who always bugged the hell out of Superman. The one with the hat.

Me: … You mean Mr. Mxyzptlk?

Dad: (snaps fingers) Yeah! That’s the one! All he needs is the hat.