Unfiltered Story #47794

Unfiltered | May 18, 2016

(My brother enjoys Sci-Fi B movies, and I like to wisecrack about them as he watches. which annoys him greatly. The movie currently on is about a monster on a cruise ship.)

Character: Is that you?

(*hissing sound*)

Me: *whispering* The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!

Brother: Oh! Oh, no. Come on! Fine, but I bet you won’t be able to come up with anything when you actually see what the monster is!

Me: Challenge accepted.

(An hour later, the monster finally arrives on the scene.)

Brother: Here, wait until you see what it actually is.

Me: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Brother: . . . D**n it, you did have one! Got to admit it . . . that was good.

Me: Told you.