Unfiltered Story #47785

USA | Unfiltered | May 6, 2016

(My family somehow has trouble remembering my birthday because it’s on or around Thanksgiving every year. They manage to remember my sister’s birthday, even though they should remember by now that I was born one year and twenty days later. It’s really not that hard. But this year on November 5…)

Dad: EVERYONE REMEMBER THAT IT’S [my sister’s] BIRTHDAY TODAY! DON’T FORGET TO CALL HER!

Me: Dad, [My sister’s] birthday is on November 6. Every year.

Dad: Now, I feel silly.

Me (to roommate): That’s NOT why we remember, remember the 5th of November.

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