Unfiltered Story #47753

Unfiltered | April 3, 2016

(We’re waiting in line for the cashier and watching a new tv advertise different products. My mom sees an ad for a watch.)

Mom: WHOAAAA THAT’S EXPENSIVE.

(The slideshow switches to a shot of a bottle of tequila for $18.99)

Me: (feigning ignorance) $19 for a bottle of tequila? That’s not that much.

Mom: Not the tequila, the watch was $1200.

Me: $19. Bottle of tequila.

Mom: NOT THE TEQUILA, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WATCH.

Me: BOTTLE. OF. TEQUILA.

(My mom puts her hand on my face and pushes me away from her.)

Me: TEQUILA!!!