Unfiltered Story #47753
(We’re waiting in line for the cashier and watching a new tv advertise different products. My mom sees an ad for a watch.)
Mom: WHOAAAA THAT’S EXPENSIVE.
(The slideshow switches to a shot of a bottle of tequila for $18.99)
Me: (feigning ignorance) $19 for a bottle of tequila? That’s not that much.
Mom: Not the tequila, the watch was $1200.
Me: $19. Bottle of tequila.
Mom: NOT THE TEQUILA, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WATCH.
Me: BOTTLE. OF. TEQUILA.
(My mom puts her hand on my face and pushes me away from her.)
Me: TEQUILA!!!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?