Unfiltered Story #47752
Unfiltered
| April 2, 2016
(Alcohol is a very foreign concept to my mom. I recently purchased chocolate wine, which is basically hard chocolate milk, to share with the family. One day she comes home from work and immediately pours a glass, then realizes she has a mug of coffee left over.)
Mom: *Staring first at the chocolate wine, then the coffee, then at me.* Can I put this in my coffee?
Me: …Yes. Yes you can.
Mom: *With awe.* Oh… my god.
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