Unfiltered Story #47750

Los Angeles, CA, USA | Unfiltered | March 31, 2016

(My mother and I are looking over mail-in ballots. I notice that it is a primary election)

Me: Huh, this is a primary?

Mom: A <i>primary</i>? You mean there’s going to be another election this year?

(She looks at the mail-in ballot.)

Mom: You’re right. Which means all the polling places will be open and no one will show up and it will be incredibly expensive.

Me: Hey, it’s not the Voting Board’s fault the entire populace has electile dysfunction!

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