Unfiltered Story #47737

(My family is outside, and we are playing with our two dogs. I am throwing a disk for one of them to catch.)

Me: Mom look! She catches it in mid-air!

Mom (without looking): That’s nice honey.

Me: Seriously though, look! It’s so cool!

Mom (looking): Wow, she really does catch it! Let me try!

(Note: this particular dog, while being the family’s, mostly listens to me only) (My mom throws the disk, my dog watches it go and just walks to get it from the ground)

Mom: She’s not listening!

Me: Let me try again.

(I throw the disk, my dog catches it and brings it back.) Mom (to the dog): I never really liked you anyways.