Unfiltered Story #47723

Unfiltered | March 2, 2016

(My twin brother and I are discussing a popular chocolate peanut butter candy at a restaurant with our family.)

Me: The mini candies are the best!

Brother: Nooo, those have too much chocolate and not enough peanut butter.

Me: No, no, no. The baby versions have the perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter; plus they’re adorable. The regular ones have too much peanut butter.

Dad: Are you guys TRYING to sound like a commercial for these things??

Me: NOT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA!!