Unfiltered Story #47720

Santa Barbara, CA, USA | Unfiltered | February 28, 2016

(My father and I are walking back from a late lunch, where I had quite a lot of soda for lunch and my father has plans to take me walking around the neighborhood to look at the houses for sale.)

Me: can I abandon you? I need to head home.

My dad: wait just a minute longer…it’s just right here.

Me:uh dad not sure that’s the best idea, after all I am meeting (my friend) in a few minutes…

My dad: you can be late for her.

Me: well yeah but I also have to pee,have had to since I left the restaurant.

My dad: oh, well then you better go. You do not want to be late for a pee!

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