Unfiltered Story #47688

Unfiltered | January 27, 2016

(I work as a cashier and often repeat a few phrases several hundred times a day. This particular moment, I was half asleep on the couch at home. ) *my aunt walks in and I rouse just enough to greet her*

Me: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

*I receive a quizzical look from my aunt as it dawns on me what I’d just said*

Me: “Did I really just say that?”

Aunt: *chuckling* “Yes, you did.”

Me: “It was a long day, I left my autopilot on…I think its time for bed.”