Unfiltered Story #47687
Conversation with my mom the other evening:
Mom: “So, have you made friends with any nice boys lately?”
(Note, I’m 30 -my mom still refers to men I should be dating as “nice boys.”)
Me: “Yup. I have lots of guy friends.”
Mom: “No, I meant for marrying.”
Me: “Nope. Like I told grandma a week ago, all the guys my age who are ‘normal’ are all married. If they’re not, they’re either not stable in some way -mentally or financially -or they have no interest in marriage, which defeats your purpose.”
Mom: “What about a girlfriend?”
(Now, I would like note, my mom meant guys with girlfriends. She’s said before as long as they’re not married, you’re not tearing apart a family, so even guys who are dating are fair game -which I absolutely very strongly disagree. So, of course, I mess with mom.)
Me: “Oh, I don’t have a girlfriend yet.”
Mom: “No, I meant guys with -EW That’s gross!”
Me: “What? No -I’d pick a really cute one. I don’t want a gross girlfriend.”
Mom: “That’s gross! You having a girlfriend would be so gross!!”
Me: *dropping my mom off at her house, I’m following her now* “What if she’s super, duper cute??”
Mom: “GROSS!!”
Me: *practically follows her into the house, giggling* “What if she’s super, duper cute, and a little pretty like me??”
Mom: *laughing* “GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!” *shuts the door in my face*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?