Unfiltered Story #47685

In the kitchen with my parents

Dad: Did you know garlic passes the blood brain barrier and that’s why your hands smell of garlic after you eat it?.

Me: (sarcastically) Really? I thought my hands stunk because I cut up the garlic and didn’t wash my hands enough.

Dad (fakes angry and gestures wildly at Mum): You see! She’s your fault! I swear I was asleep when I made her.

Mum: Could have fooled me she’s exactly like you.

Dad: Shaddup woman.