Unfiltered Story #47681

Unfiltered | January 20, 2016

We’re at my father’s birthday dinner, when my father says something heterosexist.

me: what?

Dad: I was just doing it to cater to the straight people.

I look at my bisexual sister in law, my bisexual brother, and back at my bisexual father, I’m a lesbian.

Brother: where are these straight people your catering to?

Dad: <dad’s current girlfriend> is straight.

me: She’s always hitting on me!