Unfiltered Story #47676
Unfiltered | January 15, 2016
(My sister and I, our father and his brother and sister, and our uncle’s children, are at the zoo. Our youngest cousin, about four at the time, has pulled a stain-removing bleach pen out of my aunt’s purse.)
Me: Keep that away from her! She’s drawing all over herself!
Uncle: It’s just a pen. She does this all the time.
Me: It’s a bleach pen! You’re letting your kid play with bleach in public!
Uncle: I’ve never heard of that. (He just turns away like nothing has happened.)
Aunt: (Helps me wrestle it from my cousin.) My brother’s a DOOFUS!
