Unfiltered Story #47676
(My sister and I, our father and his brother and sister, and our uncle’s children, are at the zoo. Our youngest cousin, about four at the time, has pulled a stain-removing bleach pen out of my aunt’s purse.)
Me: Keep that away from her! She’s drawing all over herself!
Uncle: It’s just a pen. She does this all the time.
Me: It’s a bleach pen! You’re letting your kid play with bleach in public!
Uncle: I’ve never heard of that. (He just turns away like nothing has happened.)
Aunt: (Helps me wrestle it from my cousin.) My brother’s a DOOFUS!
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