Unfiltered Story #47671

Unfiltered | January 10, 2016

(I’m working two jobs and have stopped by my parents’ between shifts. My father pulls into the driveway just as I’m walking out the door.)

Dad: Hi. You finally got a day off?

Me: Nope. I got off (job 1) early, I just came to say ‘hi’ before I go into (job 2).

Dad: Well, why don’t you stick around?

Me: My shift starts in 15 minutes, so I have to leave now or I’ll be late.

Dad: C’mon have dinner with us.

Me: …uhm, I just got finished eating before work.

Dad: It’s barely 4:30, why would you eat this early?!

Me: Because! I START WORK AT FIVE!

Dad: Oh! I didn’t know you had to work.