Unfiltered Story #47668
Unfiltered
| January 7, 2016
(We are having chicken parts for dinner.)
Mom: Do you want light meat or dark meat?
Me: I can never tell the difference; which is bigger?
Mom: Breasts are always bigger. Unless they’re mine.
(Everyone stares in shock, as our mother is not usually so blunt. She’s right, however; she is rather flat-chested.)
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