Unfiltered Story #47668

Unfiltered | January 7, 2016

(We are having chicken parts for dinner.)

Mom: Do you want light meat or dark meat?

Me: I can never tell the difference; which is bigger?

Mom: Breasts are always bigger. Unless they’re mine.

(Everyone stares in shock, as our mother is not usually so blunt. She’s right, however; she is rather flat-chested.)