Unfiltered Story #47666
Unfiltered | January 5, 2016
(We adopted a new puppy who is having trouble potty training. I am reading a book while the puppy is happily chewing on a toy. Mom comes home from work.)
Mom: So, did the puppy have any accidents?
Me: Only one, if you can believe it.
Mom: Did you clean it up?
(I don’t think she’s serious, so I look up to make sure. She is serious.)
Me: …*returns to book* No, I decided to let it stink up the house.
Mom: What?! Why would you-*pauses*
Me: *grins*
Mom: …smarta**!
Me: Love you too!
Puppy: *pees*
Mom and Me: F***!
