Unfiltered Story #47659

Unfiltered | December 28, 2015

(I am trying to read a story to my three-year-old, who is waving around a plastic dinosaur.)

Me: Sweetheart, please put down the pterodactyl, it could poke someone in the eye. He can sit on the couch with us too.

Daughter: No he can’t, he hasn’t got a bottom!

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