Unfiltered Story #47635

Unfiltered | December 4, 2015

(Note: My dad is pretty much completely colourblind. My brother is going out on a date tonight; I overhear this from another room.)

Brother: [Girlfriend] says I can’t wear this shirt, she said it doesn’t match…

Dad: Your mum says that to me a lot. I think they’re just making it up, it looks like it matches to me.

Me: (shouting from the other room) DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE’S COLOURBLIND, HE HAS NO IDEA.

Dad: You know that probably explains why nothing I wear ever matches.