Unfiltered Story #47630

PA | Unfiltered | November 29, 2015

My sister and I live in a college apartment together. We get along quite well. Today, she is leaving to go for a walk.

Sister: I’ll be back in an hour or so. Enjoy your book!

Me: Thanks! Enjoy your walk.

(She leaves, but about ten seconds later, I hear knocking on the door. I see her keys and sunglasses on the chair by the door and pick them up before opening the door and handing them to her. She looks at them in surprise.)

Me: I am an awesome sister.

Sister: It’s true. And I am a dinosaur. (stomps off)

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