Unfiltered Story #47603

Unfiltered | November 2, 2015

(My little sister is telling me about her day. She’s in elementary school.)

Me: Wait, so some boy in your class thinks he’s your boyfriend?

Sister: Yeah! A couple days ago he just looked at me and said that I was his girlfriend!

Me: Do you like him?

Sister: No!

Me: You tell him next time that if he wants to be your boyfriend, he has to ask-

Sister: YOU!

Me: *trying not to laugh* No. Tell him he has to ask your dad first.

Sister: *considers this, then grins* OK!