Unfiltered Story #47597

(I’ve just had dinner with my parents and we go out to the parking lot, where my car’s parked next to theirs.)

Dad: Did you know your hubcap’s missing?

Me: WHAT?!?

Dad: Did you know your hubcap’s missing?

Me *staring at the tire*: What???

Dad: Did you know your hubcap’s missing?

Me: What the–?

Dad: Your hubcap, the thing that covers your wheel, it’s–

Me: No, I know! I know. And no, I don’t know where it went!