Unfiltered Story #47584
Unfiltered
| October 14, 2015
(My parents are both pretty conservative with their humor around my brother and me. My dad can’t stand the band The Carpenters, but my mom loves them. It’s almost Christmas and the Carpenters are on the radio with “Merry Christmas Darling.”)
Mom, to me: “I love this song, but your father always ruins it for–”
Dad: (singing along, extremely out of key) “‘Logs on the fiiiiiire, fill me with desiiiiiire!’ That means she’s horny…”
Mom and me: *dying laughing*
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
