Tea-Total For Bad Puns

(My fiancée and I decide to go into a nice tea shop to buy some loose leaf tea. They have samples of their mixes throughout the store.)

Me: *samples a very fruity tea* “Oh! This is good. Try it.”

Fiancée: *takes a sip and shakes his head* “Nah, I’m not a fan.”

Me: *leans in close with a big grin* “Would you say it wasn’t… your cup of tea?”

(He looked so affronted and almost walked out on me. Totally worth it.)