Unfiltered Story #414471

A small group of people and I are waiting at a bus stop served by both local and express busses. We see a bus approaching, but its signage says “Not in Service”. It pulls up and opens its doors, and no one is sure which route it’s on. A fellow rider steps forward:

Rider: Excuse me, is this the express bus?
Driver: No, I’m out of service! Hahahahaha!

The driver proceeded to close the doors and drive away.