Unfiltered Story #408244

I am the dispatcher assigned to run wants and warrants checks. A patrol Lieutenant asks me to run a license plate, then run a warrants check on the car’s owner as a white male.
Me: I’m sorry, the registered owner is female.
Lieutenant: I don’t care! Run them as a white male, because it was a white male driving the car away from the robbery!
Me: Ohhhkay. No wants on white male Mary Sue X.

Turns out after they caught up to the car that George Y white male DID have warrants, and was driving Mary’s car. Duhhhhh. How did you get to be a Lieutenant?