Unfiltered Story #400232

(My brother is trying to get me and our parents to clean the house by suggesting things to throw away. He sets his sights on five candles we keep in the kitchen)

Brother: “How about those candles? What sentimental value could they have?”
Me: “It’s not sentimental, they’re for when the power goes out.”
Brother: (Thinks for a moment) “Then we’ll throw out the small ones, the three-wicked ones will give us a lot more heat.”

(He is 23)