Unfiltered Story #395846

(For context, I haven’t been on this network for years, and have changed my number since then.)
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello ma’am my name is [name] I’m calling from [phone network] how are you?
Me: (already knowing it’s a scam) I’m all right and yourself?
Caller: I’m doing well thank you. I’m calling to tell you that we can offer 30% off your bill.
Me: That’s pretty impressive considering I don’t use [network].
Caller: I beg your pardon?
Me: I don’t use [network].
*Click*