Unfiltered Story #392053

(I’m discussing the upcoming weekend plans with my nine-year-old daughter after school.)

Me: So [Daughter], do you remember what we’re doing this weekend?

Daughter: Yes! Uncle [Name] and Auntie [Name]’s thingamajig!

Me: “Thingamajig”?

Daughter: Yeah, their marry-thingy!

(Yes, my brother and his long-time fiancée were finally getting married! Of course I had to share this in the family chat and their wedding has been known as their Marry-Thingy from then on.)