Unfiltered Story #389226

(I’m at a family reunion.My twin sister is deaf but knows both sign language and lip reading.We have two aunts on our mother’s side.Aunt #1 has a boyfriend nobody likes and for good reason.)

Jerk boyfriend:Hey blondie,where’s the restroom?
Sister:*playing with her phone,not noticing him*
Jerk boyfriend:Hello?Stupid kids always on their phones.
Me:Dude,she’s deaf.
Jerk boyfriend:Oh really?*taps her shoulder*
Sister:*finally acknowledging him*
Jerk boyfriend:So you little [B word] can’t hear a thing I say,huh?What an unlucky [c word].
Sister:*types something in a text to speech app on her phone*
App voice:I am deaf but I can read lips.Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

(He stares wide-eyes for a few seconds then walks away.Aunt #1 then walks by.)

Aunt #1:Have you seen [boyfriend]?
Me:He went that way.Why are you dating that jerk?
Aunt #1:He may not be the most polite person but he sure knows how to fuck a girl.

(She then walks away happily.Later that day we tell out mom and second aunt about what happened.)

Mom:Oy,I hope they never have children together.
Aunt #2:Between you,me and her,I was the one that had to get her uterus removed.
Mom:Wasn’t exactly your choice.

(A month later Aunt #1 broke up with him because she caught him with ,in her words “Some barely legal bimbo wearing my old private school uniform.”Yikes.)