Unfiltered Story #386160

Man: “Do you like these?”

We were at a party, in a hallway, where no one else could easily see.

Me: “You are waggling your engorged genitals at me, while dressed like a pirate. I’m not sure my preferences are relevant here.”

I’m trying to not belittle his body because flashers get off on that. So I was at a loss for words and just trying to keep my eyes on his face.

Man: “Do you like what you see?”

Me: “I can’t see past your abhorrent personality, so, no.”

Man: “oh.”

Me: “put it away, I know someone who’d like to meet you and hear all about it.”

The guy lets me lead him out of the party and up to the building’s security guard before he realized I wasn’t trying to help him get laid. I didn’t see him again.