Unfiltered Story #375067

(My sister is visiting me, and I am asexual while she is not. She works in the dental field.)

Sister: “I tell you, I’ve seen some horrible looking mouths. Like this one with injuries on her gums, throat and tongue.”

Me: “Ew. What caused those, smoking?”

Sister: “No…” *mimes oral sex act*

Me: “Ugh!”

Sister: “Yeah, so, don’t be doing that too hard. Or you could injure yourself.”

Me: “You won’t have to worry about that with me!”

Sister: “Oh yeah.”