Unfiltered Story #373561

(Right after my my school’s semesterly concert, I walk back to the room where all of my stuff is just in time to hear this conversation:)

Friend 1: “Ugh, now I have to shove my entire uniform in this tiny-ass bag.’

Friend 2: “That’s why I have THIS!”

(She lifts up and throws a large garbage bag over her shoulder while Friend 1 stares at her before yelling at her.)

Friend 1: Santa Clause WHO?