Unfiltered Story #369773

(I use the men’s room during a break and then return to my work station, which I share with two female coworkers.)

Me: “Ugh. That was gross.”

Coworker #1: “What was?”

Me: “There was a ton of hair all over the counter in the restroom. Like some dude was trimming his beard in there, or something.”

Coworker #2: “Ewwww….”

Coworker #1: *smug smile* “Are you sure it was his beard he was trimming?”

Me: “Well, that’s the G-rated explanation!”